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Funkiest Slots on the Net! (Please give this large page time to
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Sorry, no real-money play from the Introduction I’ve been
playing online slots regularly since 2005 and had some great fun & super
hits! (see KKResults for some of
my best screenshots). Most of my play
has been at Crypto’s or Microgaming – undoubtedly the slickest slots in the
business! But the majority of their slots are pretty ‘samey’ and can be a bit
dull after a while. However, just
recently I discovered something a bit different at Grand Virtual
casinos. For all I know they may have
been around for ages, but I hadn’t seen them before. I soon discovered that they have some of
the funkiest slots on the internet, and that inspired me to create this
page! So here I review what I consider
to be the funkiest slots, not just at GV, but at most of the other softwares
I’ve played on too. Funky =
Innovative idea, Great graphics, Great sounds, Big payouts, or all of the
above! If you know any
other funky slots, please let me know & I will consider adding them –
thanks! Click on any of
the images below for a full-size picture. (Maximise window for clearest
view). Nearly all the
shots are from my own real-money play J All of the
slots can be played in ‘fun’ demo mode – just click on one of the casino names
listed, download the free software, and off you go! (WagerWorks is no-download). |
Beginners Guides How to make profit from
playing slots:- |
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Grand Virtual |
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What makes them
so funky? Well on most of their
slots:- |
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Ø The reels don’t actually ‘spin’ –
instead a ‘curtain’ covers each position which is revealed in a semi-random
order. Ø The symbols pay anywhere on the
win line, not just right to left, or left to right. Ø Some scatter symbols in view
double the regular payouts, and are accumulative (1 scatter = x2, 2 = x4, 3 =
x8…etc) Ø The scatters are also wild symbols
on some slots. Ø Unlike most other softwares, the
more scatters you get the bigger the prizes (MUCH bigger!) Ø Some of the slots have FOUR
different bonus features! |
Ø Like with Video Poker, betting max
coins and lines dramatically increases the multiplier of the top payout. Ø You can switch between real money
play & fun mode without even exiting the game, let alone the casino! Ø Your last 3 or 4 win amounts
remain visible in the info window. Ø Most software writers seem to
think they have to make an even number of win lines (eg: 20, 30 etc.), this
gives non-symmetrical patterns. GV are more sensible – here you will find 7,
9, 11, 15, 17, 21 & 27 line slots! NOTE: First time you play, the slots may not
be set to max lines! |
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This was the result of a Treasure hunt round,
triggered by 4 Astrolabes on my last free spin which made for bigger
prizes. I don’t know exactly what I
found in the maze, but I literally fell off my chair when it paid out $222.32
from a 33c spin! J Jackpot: 5 Wild MerKings pay 20,000 xbet. |
◄ Atlantis ► This slot has it all! Simply the
most amazing graphics I’ve ever seen. Takes a little getting used to because
the ‘reels’ are not in straight lines, and the 3D moving symbols appear
floating above each position. But it’s
not just pretty pictures, this baby has FOUR different feature rounds:- Free-spins: 5 to 25 spins for 3-5 Nautilus: Wild symbol
multiplies wins by x5, and any bonus round awards are tripled! Treasure Hunt: 3+ Astrolabes take you to a prize maze – Navigate
the Mermaid though the caves collecting prizes, monster repellent and trap
keys, avoid the Kraken & the traps until you find the exit. Obelisk: Unlock the code to reach the top of the column for
the biggest prizes. Seahorse Race: 3+ Seahorses to enter the derby – pick 3 from 6
horses and race to the finish line. With all the features, the
more scatters that trigger the round, the bigger your prizes!
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Three or more scattered Seahorses start the derby
race; pick any 3 of the six ‘steeds’, click Go and watch them sprint for the
finish line. You can win up to 3
prizes in each race (I got 1st & 2nd above). This is an 11-line slot. |
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My boozy buddy knocked back the full 5 pints before
finally falling flat on his face. I
don’t know what made me smile more; his antics, or winning $127.68 from my
90c bet…! Jackpot: 5 Wild Crests at max coin/line = 50,000 |
A fun little slot, based on
the famous annual Prost
scatter pays up to 25x total bet for any 5 in view. 2 or more also gives one
free spin. Three or more scattered Barrels take you to the drinking
round. Keep buying your buddy beers until he flakes out! If he manages 5 pints you’re quids in! Includes very funky Lederhosen slapping music! |
I hit 4 handbags during the free spins for a mega
win which ended up returning $101.76 off a $1.26 spin. 21-lines of girly fun! Jackpot: 5 Wild Credit Cards = 25,000 x line bet. |
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Shopping This one may have a ‘girly’
theme, but it’s capable of manly payouts!
Also has two features:- Free Spins: 3 to 5 Lipsticks give 1 to 50x total bet and
10 to 25 spins. (Is red your colour?) Picking round: Three or more scattered Handbags starts the Fashion
Frenzy; Use the elevator & pick an accessory on every floor until you
reach your credit card’s limit. Reach 5th & all doubled! Both these scatter symbols
anywhere in view also boost ‘regular’ wins x2 for each, accumulative. |
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(Grand Virtual offer 30+ fantastically different slots) |
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Where to play: (Click on name to visit their site) |
100% to
$100 Welcome Bonus, WR only (D+B) x15! |
100% to
$100 Welcome Bonus, and frequent 50% follow-on offers. |
100% to
$200 Welcome Bonus, and frequent 50% follow-on offers. |
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A bit more
information about Grand Virtual bonuses: WR is (D+B)x15 with over
100 games allowed at 100% - including some variations of Roulette! Please check the Promotions Page on the casino website for a full list of
the all the allowed games. All the above casinos have
the same great games, playable from very low stakes* and use a ‘sticky bonus’ system; This is excellent because
once you have met the WR you can withdraw your winnings and then play on with
the bonus chips & win even more! (Like I did!) * Slots &
Video Poker from 1c/line, BlackJack from 10c, RedDog $1, other cards $2, but
sadly Roulette from $1/chip. |
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Playtech |
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Is this a good game, or just a load of balls? – you decide! J (Might not be available at all PlayTechs; but it’s definitely at Better Casino!) |
◄ Pachinko (Dolphin I’m not even going to
pretend I understand what on earth is happening on this crazy slot which the
crazy Japanese are apparently crazy about…! You click ’start’ and loads
of ball-bearings get fired into the game about one a second. For every one that somehow makes its way
into the ‘start’ hopper you win 4 balls and a spin on the middle thingy. If
by some miracle 3 same numbers line up you win the Jackpot of 1,500x your bet!
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Sadly the lowest multiplier in the bonus round, but
still a very healthy $125 from a $2.25 spin! |
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Queen of the Pyramids ► This 9-liner is for the
slightly higher-rollers (min bet = 15c / line), but could well be worth
it! Features free-spins with all wins
x5, and the Bonus Wheel round where you can win up to 3,000x your bet! Jackpot: Progressive = $6,000 min to
Mega-bucks! |
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(Playtech have
42+ colourful, fun slots!) |
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Where to play: (Click on name to visit their site) |
Welcome bonus: 100% to
£100 / €140 / $190 |
100% to $188
SUB plus FIVE more SUBs |
Welcome bonus: 100% to £125 / €200 / $250. |
125% to £125 SUB and £50
every month |
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MicroGaming (Not many of their 300+ slots are that funky, but I
couldn’t leave out the biggest casino software provider on the net!) |
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Play at least 17 lines and you can hit a ‘double 2nd
jackpot’ like this $298 from a $1.50 spin. Jackpot: 5 Wilds pays 7,000 to 1. |
◄ Loaded Definitely one of my favourites,
this has the funkiest hip-hop music of any slot on the net! 25 lines of cool dudes & hot
chicks! 3 scatters give you a
free-spin dilemma; 12 at x4, 16 x3 or 24 x2. Do you feel lucky punk? One
great thing is the positioning of the wilds makes it possible to win TWO
second highest jackpots in one spin! (See screenshot). |
A nice hit during free-spins (random wilds),
resulted in a cool $125.80 from an 80c spin. |
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Dolphin Tale ► Almost unique in that it
has 40 win lines! (Too many for
me) This also has a different free-spin feature – pick 5, 10, 15, 20 or 25
spins with a random multiplier from x2 to x20. Also, during the free spins some symbols will
randomly turn into wilds giving you a surprise boost to your winnings! Jackpot: 5 Wild Dolphins pay x3,000. |
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Not a massive win, but the x25 made it much nicer. Finished
up with £153 off a £1 bet. |
◄ A 25 line slot with just
one feature, but it’s a good one!; 2 Champagne Bottles award 6 to 30 free
spins and each spin is multiplied by x2 up to x25!! Just one good hit here & you’ll fill
your boots. Jackpot: 5
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Find the hidden key to will ALL prizes and advance
to another bonus round… |
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Cashanova ► This 30-liner has two great
features: Barn Bonus – the
funkiest MG cartoon style story; search for the key to Henrietta’s bedroom
without waking the dog. Succeed & pick her favourite jewellery for a big
prize, and maybe more! J Egg Bonus; Up to 15 free spins at up
to x5 + bonus on every spin! Jackpot: 5 Roger Rooster (wild) pays x15,000. |
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(Microgaming
boast an incredible 250+ slots!!!) |
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Where to play: (Click on name to visit their site) |
$100 SUB, $32+/month Best MG
casino on net! |
100% to
£100, low WR! Regular promo’s. |
$750
free-play, keep wins! Several bonuses/month. |
100% to
£100 / €130 / $200. New casino in 2008! |
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at any
MG casino. |
100% to $/£/€ 50 Or $1,000 free-play |
100% to $200 Standard Bx30 WR |
100% to $/€/£ 100 Standard Bx30 WR |
100% to $/€ 200 Monthly reload bonuses. |
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100% to $/€/£ 100 Standard Bx30 WR |
100% to$100
or £50 No players under 21. |
$300 free-play, keep wins! & up to 100% to $100. |
100% to €500! New casino in 2008! |
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The above are just a
handful of the 60+ MG casinos I
recommend – for the others, and more details about the great sign-up
bonuses they all offer, please see my Recommended MG’s page! |
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WagerWorks No play from |
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Free Parking Bonus; guess which car won the
race! (Clue; It wasn’t yellow!) |
◄ Monopoly Here & Now ► This recent addition to the
WagerWorks stable is just such great fun to play! Features include: Funky sounds: Big wins play
a fanfare, bigger wins play a great little song which goes “I’m feeling like
Mr.Lucky today!” J Super graphics: The
‘Monopoly man’ jumps round the screen, giving you property bonus cards &
throwing the dice. With this slot, the
bonus increases the longer you play, so you don’t want to hit it too often….
But you normally still hit plenty of big wins in normal play to keep you
going! Feature: Journey round the feature board collecting rent
from your properties; more houses/hotels = bigger income! Land on Free Parking for a race to grab one
of the 3 big accumulative jackpots! This is a 20-line
slot. Max bet £10/line!!! (min 1p) Jackpot: 5 Monopoly Logo or Wilds = 5,000 x
bet. |
One of the nice ‘regular wins’ - £50 off a £1 spin. |
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Good picking netted maximum multiplier…! |
◄ The 50,000 Pyramid 5 reels, 15 win-lines; Only
one feature here – but it’s a good ‘un!
Three or more scatters take you to the winners circle pyramid where
lucky picks can win you up to 40 free spins at up to 10x multiplier! (Only at Paddy Power;
others are 6x maximum). Jackpot: 5 Wilds = 10,000 x bet. |
This was the first feature the first time I ever
played this slot; 5 scatters during free spins was the best of 3 re-triggers
– won £90 from a 20p spin! |
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Cleopatra ► This one has 20 win-lines,
and stars wild Cleo’s which double your wins.
Again, just one feature; This time 15 free spins at x3 started by 3+
scatters. Can re-trigger up to a maximum of 80 spins. Will you like it? I sphinx so! J Jackpot: 5 Cleopatra’s = 10,000 x bet. |
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(WagerWorks
have 16-ish different slots – not all casinos the same) |
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Where to play: (Click on name to visit their site) |
100% to £75 Welcome Bonus, and the same again every month! |
100% to £75 Welcome Bonus, and similar offers frequently. |
100% to £100 Welcome Bonus, and 50% to £75 every
month! |
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CryptoLogic (WagerLogic) |
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The Blue Diamonds are what you really want –
especially if you can line 5 of them up! Jackpot 1: 5 on Ln5 + 6,7,8,9 or 10 = x8,000. Jackpot 2: 5 wilds on line 10 pay 20,000 to 1. |
◄ Bejeweled Based on the arcade game of
the same name, random jewels drop down from the top of the screen. Any chains
of 3 or more the same award prizes and then dissolve. The remaining gems drop
down & more pour in from the top to fill the spaces giving you the chance
of yet more wins. This is a 10-line slot. |
I’ve never had 3 ‘Sweet Things’, but I’ve hit this ‘2nd jackpot’ 3 times… so far! Jackpot: 3 Sweet Things pay 3,000 to 1. |
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Sweet Thing ► Random sweeties spin into
view on this 8-line slot. Chains of 3 the same award prizes and then
dissolve. New sweeties spin into the vacant gaps. Two or more ‘Sweet Thing’
symbols activate an easy pair matching game which pays 18/1. |
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Ten of a kind Yellows pays x500. Jackpot: Top combination pays 50,000 x bet. |
◄ Cubis ► This is the 3D version of
Bejeweled! Fantastic graphics as the
coloured cubes fly into the grid from 3 directions. Chains of 4 up to 10 of
the same award prizes and then dissolve. The remaining cubes slide to fill
the spaces & more pour in from the sides to fill the grid. The game is enhanced by ‘wild multiplier’
cubes of up to x6 which can dramatically boost your winnings as they are also
accumulative! (e.g. Two x6 in the same chain = x12). You also have random bombs
which destroy rows in both directions, one entire side, or the whole grid
giving you more chances to win from the same ‘spin’.
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Four Blues + two x6 wild blocks nicely turned 75 cents into $150! |
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Use skill – or get ‘killed’ Jackpots: 5 Wilds = x25,000 (Horoscope) & x20,000 on Reel Renovations (not
shown) |
◄ Daily Horoscope : Around the World ► and Reel
Renovations (not shown) These 5-reel, 20-line slots
are the only ones I’ve ever seen anywhere which have bonus features based not
on just luck, but PURE SKILL! Horoscope: use your mouse button to line up the grid to the
target, fire your thunderbolt & win. (Pretty easy!) 3 targets hit = 45x
your bet. Around the World: Use your mouse to move your hot-air balloon up
& down to catch the prize boxes while avoiding the vultures (not so
easy!). Reel Renovations: Use your mouse & button to nail the prize
pictures to the wall – speed & accuracy essential for maximum rewards! |
Don’t let the Vultures get you down! Jackpot: 5 Planes = 30,000 x line bet! |
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(Crypto’s have up to 88+ fantastic slots! Including the Marvel Hero’s (3 random
jackpots) & the Rapid Fire jackpot slots) |
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Where to play: (Click on name to visit their site) |
100% to
$100 SUB and same every month |
100% to
£50 SUB and same every month |
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$100 SUB and same every month |
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£50 SUB and same every month |
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like to be a millionaire? (Silly
question! J) |
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Please play sensibly If you are playing for
profit rather than just for fun, please remember slots are just the same as
any other casino game; the house always has the edge. The average return on most
online slots is 94-96% and if you keep playing any one casino game
continuously you will lose in the long run. The only way to win in the
long term is by using bonuses and/or money management methods, as described
in my guides on other pages of this site.
Please remember most slots are high variance; It is possible to hit really
big wins, but to fund this they have to take money in with lots of no-win
spins, so you need to be patient. Slots are fun &
exciting, but can be addictive just like any other gambling. Please play within your limitations and if
you do think you may have a problem which you can’t control, remember there
are people you can turn to for help: | Gamcare | Gamblers
Anonymous | Enjoy
& good luck! KK. |
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